I like glitter and sparkly dresses,
我爱那闪亮亮的长裙
But I'm not gonna talk about that
可我不想再提那些过往
I like baking and things that smell like winter,
我喜欢烘焙 和冬日里的暖香
But I'm not gonna talk about that
可我不想再提那些过往
La la la, la la la
啦啦啦，啦啦啦
I like writing songs about douche bags who cheat on me,
我就爱写歌骂那些劈腿的渣男
But I'm not gonna say that
可我不会说出口
I like writing their names into songs so they're ashamed to go in public,
我把她们写进歌里 让她们羞于见人
But I'm not gonna say that
可我不会说出口
La la, la la la la la
啦啦，啦啦啦啦啦
This is my musical monologue
这是我心底的独白乐章
You might think I'd bring up Joe,
你或许以为我会提起乔
The guy who broke up with me on the phone,
电话那头说分手的男孩
But I'm not gonna mention him
可我不会再提起他
Hey Joe! I'm doing real well,
嘿，乔！我过得真不错，
Tonight I'm hosting SNL
今夜我主持周六夜现场
But I'm not gonna brag about that
但我不会为此炫耀
La la la, ha ha ha
啦啦啦，哈哈哈
Ha ha ha, ha ha ha
哈哈 哈哈 哈哈
And if you're wondering if I might,
若你猜不透我的心意
Be dating the werewolf from Twilight,
和暮光里的狼人约会
I'm not gonna comment on that
这事我不想多谈
La la, la la la la la
啦啦，啦啦啦啦啦
This is my musical monologue
这是我心底的独白乐章
You might be expecting me to say
你或许在等我说出口
Something bad about Kanye
侃爷又惹了啥麻烦
And how he ran up on the stage
他冲上舞台那一刻
And ruined my VMA monologue.....
毁了我的VMA独白时刻
But there's nothing more to say
可话已说尽 再无言语
Cause everything's okay
因为一切都安然无恙
I've got security lining this stage
舞台四周守卫森严
This is my SNL monologue
这是我今夜独白的开场
La la, la la la la la
啦啦，啦啦啦啦啦
This is my SNL monologue
这是我今夜独白的开场
La la, la la la la la
啦啦，啦啦啦啦啦
That was my SNL monologue
那是我在周六夜现场的独白
