"Til Brad Pitt Comes Along"

Do you remember the day

I leaned up against your car

And it started rolling down the street?

You screamed and ran after it

And tried to open the door

And it ran over your foot

And I was too busy laughing on the ground to see

It would take Brad Pitt to leave you

It takes five seconds to need you

And I'm mad at all the lovebirds

'Cause they don't know to play our song

I wish that pretty girls couldn't see you

I wish that all your roads would lead you right to me

'Cause that's where you belong

Until Brad Pitt comes along

Do you remember the time we watched "Carrie"

And you said it reminded you of me

And I threw the remote at you

And you said, "My point exactly."

And later on that night, under the neon city lights

You paid a homeless guy to sing a song to me

It would take Brad Pitt to leave you

It takes five seconds to need you

And I'm mad at all the lovebirds

'Cause they don't know to play our song

I wish that pretty girls couldn't see you

I wish that all your roads would lead you right to me

'Cause that's where you belong

Until Brad Pitt comes along

You call me lucky 'cause I lose everything

But I swear I'd be careful with it

If you gave me a ring

And it would take Brad Pitt to leave you

It takes five seconds to need you

And I'm mad at all the lovebirds

'Cause they don't play our song

I wish that pretty girls wouldn't see you

I wish that all your roads would lead you right to me

'Cause that's where you belong

Until Brad Pitt comes along

'Til Brad Pitt comes along

Yeah, oh oh

Until Brad Pitt comes along